Top 10 Election 2000 Bumper Stickers

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10. Hail to the Thief

9. Support a Voter's Right to Choose

8. Bush: A Thousand Pints of Lite

7. Bush: 5 Democracy: 4

6. My Other President is a Democrat

5. America: One Nation Under Fraud

4. Don't Blame Me, My Vote Didn't Count

3. RE-Elect Gore in 2004

2. I'll kiss your elephant if you'll kiss my ass


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Updated: 18 Dec 2000 paulv